wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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