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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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