I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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