I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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