Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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