The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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