Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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