the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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