ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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