never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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