What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo