What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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