it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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