i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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