The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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