Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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