But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
He has the fingertips of a God
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