How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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