We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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