READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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