i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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