Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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