What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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