The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
The ass gains better be worth it
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