Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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