I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I need a beard to bite.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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