I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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