I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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