Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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