Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Dear god my vagina.
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