O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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