Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You've changed since you got that strap on
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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