It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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