so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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