Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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