I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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