Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I bet he comes in French.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
The uberlube is also flammable
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
Randomize