My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I cannot find my penis.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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