That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
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the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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