I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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