Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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