Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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