so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
