Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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