Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
So. Much. Porn.
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