At least make sure they are 18
Why
i think i have two assholes
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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