Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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