he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
