I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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