I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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