yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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