what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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