Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
