Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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