the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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