So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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