her vagine was all disorganized.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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